Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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