Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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