We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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