Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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