I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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