In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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