Soap is not a condiment
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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