break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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