we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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