I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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