I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
