i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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