Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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