Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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