that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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