Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
