too bad you live with your parents still
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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