Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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