Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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