I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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