I heard we made out
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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