I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Good news!! I can adult!! ๐ turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ๐ญ๐
She is beauty she is grace
sheโs masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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