Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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