love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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