she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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