I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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