That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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