I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
How does one acquire holy water?
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I think people are normalizing furries
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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