he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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