Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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