I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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