Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was born a porn star she said
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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