I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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