and you said cock pushups were impossible
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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