I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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