Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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