She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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