i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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