I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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