Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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