C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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