ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just want nice things and good sex
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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