I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
