how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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