Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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