when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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