Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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