just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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