Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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