Christians are straight up FREAKS
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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