that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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