It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
worst night to have a conscience
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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