He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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