Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Let's get the cat blown out
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Shame - the story of my life.
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