i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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