Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
